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Guys may not find these jokes especially funny, but the girls will! XP
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10 Reasons Why God Made Eve
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world were to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, it is not good for man to be alone!
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
Adam Inquires God About Eve
How Dogs and Men are the Same
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman meant to him and how blessed he felt to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?
God: So you would always want to look at her.
Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?
God: So you would always want to touch her.
Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?
God: So you would always want to be near her.
Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?
God: So she would love you.
Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both mark their territory.
Neither tells you what's bothering them.
The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both fart shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither understands what you see in cats.
How Dogs are Better Than Men
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (okay, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
Dogs understand what "no" means.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
I TOLD YOU, it was the CAT shooting at the neighbor boy, NOT ME!!! (well, except that one time...)
AWWWWWWWWWWW!!! O.o What a couple! XD
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Picture One explains the cause.
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Picture Two explains the result.
"American beer--it comes in pints, missy!"
I love dinosaurs! XP
This looks... weirdly... familiar.... O.o
This is Kureno from Fruits Basket! He is the Year of the Rooster in the Sohma family. He is apparantly the last of the Sohmas to be revealed in Fruits Basket (lucky me -.- I have to wait to see him), and it turns out the poor guy's not only a slave to Akito but a complete mystery for now! OR WORSE! FOREVER! ^^' Here's some info I picked up on my second favorite Tori-Atama. Third. Sorry. XD
Kureno is (apparently) the very last juunishi to be revealed in the manga. All indications seem to imply that he really is the "tori" or the bird/rooster of the zodiac. Little is known about Kureno other than the fact that Akito likes to keep him away from the other juunishi (they only get to see him on New Year's) and that he is always at Akito's beck and call. It would seem that of all the juunishi, Kureno is the only one that must tend to Akito's needs 24 hours a day! Despite being around the same age as the Mabudatchi Trio, Kureno seems to lack the freedom that they and the younger juunishi enjoy. Kureno hardly ever gets to go outside the Main House and on one of the occassions when Akito did let him leave, he met Uo at the convenience store where she works! As of this writing, there is no available info regarding Kureno's past or immediate family.
I'm usually stuck as Tohru for Fruits Basket Characters.... I can see a few simularities but come ON >< .... am I really that...... that.... NEAT? KIND? OVERLY APOLOGETIC? AFRAID TO ANGER ANYONE? SUBMISSIVE? AND SHORT?!?!?! ....... shut up. -.-
HOWEVER... I can agree I resemble Kagura in some ways... when... *cough* ...
I'd like to present the most eligible man on the earth that could possibly lead us correctly through, out, and throughout war swiftly and with the intelligence and emotion Americans seek in ideal leaders. I present....
